Does morose rhyme with forest? Not really. Do I want it to? Yes. Can a bumper sticker express all of your innermost desires? Also yes. Does the mayor of Ducktown wear a little cape? Probably. We need to investigate further. These 10" x 3" stickers are screen-printed on highly durable vinyl! They should endure all of your complicated and masterful vehicular maneuvers.

Arcane Bullshit is Evan. He makes very bad little compositions using public domain scraps and silly sounding words, then prints the things on various things. Canadian designed and made.