Whether or not you acknowledge the rights of isopods to organize politically, you have to admit that whatever business they are doing in our mulch does not resemble capitalism. In fact, if I may be so bold, I would say that they are straight up vibing—an activity which is known to be antithetical to capitalist production.

This 3.25" square-ish vinyl sticker has got that rainbow-y shine to it that activates an immediate dopamine response in your brain, but is also hard to photograph.